Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, it’s all about the Marsha Brady look-a-like. On last night’s episode of The Hills I became real pissy at the star of the show. First of all, I never thought I’d get so involved in these people, but I can’t help it. The show is shot beautifully! The people are pretty, the clothes are fly, and the jobs are to die for. Trust me if they didn’t have all of that going on I would not watch. Talk about boring dry conversations.

My favorite character is Whitney.

Whitney appears to be a go getter. She left Teen Vogue to pursue People’s Revolution. Kelly Cutrone is sooooooooooo what The Hills needed. Finally someone with some ‘tude. Kelly is so funny with her Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada persona. When Whitney announced that she was leaving Teen Vogue Lauren looked really sad, but when Whitney said she was moving on to work for People’s Revolution the look on Lauren’s face was priceless. She looked the same way when Whitney said she was going to work in Paris, yep sure did. She gave that I’m jealous, I wanna be you look.

So Lauren says she wants to visit Whitney at her new job, I knew, I just knew that Lauren had something up her sleeve and coincidentally they could use more help. Ewwwwwwww if I was Whitney I’d be like,”Get the F on. Be gone. Do you, do you!” Of course this is television, I have to say to myself and I guess the producers want the ladies working together, but this decision made me hate Lauren. Because she’s a follower, a wannabe, a shadow of the ultra sweet Whitney.

I confessed in another blog entry that Heidi needed some love. Yeah she was stupid for dumping her friends over a guy, but come on many women do that. When the relationship is on the rocks they all of a sudden want to talk, Heidi is no exception. How many times must this gal apologize? But when Lauren befriended Spencer’s sister that was cold, but what do you expect from a snake like Lauren. Did you see the way Lauren looked at Audrina when ol girl told her that Heidi stopped by to pick up some of her things? Such a hater that girl, then she had the nerve to try to warn Audrina about Heidi. What she needs to do is watch her back when it comes to Stephanie!

Flashback to when Stephanie and Lauren was in class. Stephanie tells Lauren that Audrina and Heidi talked for a long time, ummm less than 5 minutes ain’t long sweetie. Then Stephanie says yea it looks like they’re friends again. Hummm, I think I like Stephanie too. Toy with Lauren, HA HA yea I like this Stephanie.

Did you like the last episode of The Hills? Team Lauren or Team Heidi? Really is Audrina’s friendship all of that or even Lauren’s for that matter? She looks like one of those cute skinny girls, that probably can’t touch her toes. Spencer needs some friends like today!